Imagine this: You have just moved from an apartment by the ocean to a house in rolling Yawnee Valley (best known for its cows!). You are absolutely dreading the first day of school. But there is a glimmer of hope; you have brought along all of your best pranking plans that are sure to make you the envy of all your new classmates…the reigning school-wide prankster.

That is, until you arrive on the first day of school to witness one of the best pranks ever! A prank that you did not pull.

Now, I have never been big into pranks but I must admit, the back-and-forth pranking battle that follows is pretty epic. Throw in a silly, dry-humored narrator, a secret message rubber chicken, and 923 random facts about cows and you’ve got the recipe for an excellent summer read!

Will Miles Murphy find a way to out-smart his pranking nemesis? Will he be caught by the slightly incompetent but consistently suspicious Principal Barking? Will a cow see you if you try to sneak up on it? Find the answers to these burning questions in The Terrible Two.