- The Pittsburgh Steelers and Bill Cowher.
- "'Burgh Xmas Carol"
- To the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."
- "What's the Point? -- Meet Me Under Kaufmann's Clock & I'll Explain."
- Remarks at the national conference of the North American Serials Interest Group.
- "Yinz Know Yinzes from Picksburgh an' 'at When..."
- One way of identifying a Pittsburgher.