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Pittsburgh Humor


"Hotline"
The Pittsburgh Steelers and Bill Cowher.

"'Burgh Xmas Carol"
To the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."

"What's the Point? -- Meet Me Under Kaufmann's Clock & I'll Explain."
Remarks at the national conference of the North American Serials Interest Group.

"Yinz Know Yinzes from Picksburgh an' 'at When..."
One way of identifying a Pittsburgher.

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